Gwyneth Paltrow – Fastr Chat

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Tuesday, August 4

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LateNightLogician

what’s it called

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PizzicatoPersonality

goop lab?

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DoorOpenerMaybe

it’s on netflix

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PessimistOnParade

i watched one episode

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BreezyWithBanter

it was weird

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IcyWithInsight

like what

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ChamberMusicMember

they put crystals in a guy’s butt

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CrystalBallBlurry

i’m not kidding

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EaselOfEmotion

that’s so stupid

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MarkingTheSpot

but also kinda funny

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PollinatorOfPuns

she’s out here saving the world

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MindfulMiscreant

with crystals in butts

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ThreadNecromanccr

it’s her brand

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AbsurdistWithAnxiety

she’s built an empire

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ProofingInProgress

on nonsense

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LunaticByMoonlight

but it works

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WhimsiclallyWry

how

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LayoverLifer

because she’s rich

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ParticleOfPurpose

and people listen

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ButterflyEffect_IRL

it’s the algorithm