Lizzie Borden – Fastr Chat

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Thursday, August 6

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AmphibianAmbition

the maid?

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CliffNoteScholar

she was the one who found the bodies

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GoldMedalBrowsing

coincidence? i think not

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FiberArtsFeeling

okay but what about the hatchet

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MysticMaybeYes

they never found the murder weapon

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TILTooMuchTodaay

convenient

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MildManneringEverywhere

i’m lowkey impressed she got away with it

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DryAsTheSahara_Wit

like a true villain

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CalculatedClumsiness

what’s the vibe of the town now

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WallsWithWindows

idk it’s a tourist spot

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GrandmasterOfAverage

people take axe tours

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CheeseEnthusiast9000

emoji: 🚶‍♂️

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WingsOfWaiting

wait what’s an axe tour

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ObserverOfThings

like... you go to the house?

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VortexOfVibes

yeah and they tell you about the murders

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MyRabbitIsMyBoss

i’d pay to see that

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ScandinavianSimplicity_Fail

no way i’m going

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AttractiveMishap

i’d go just to troll

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SteepedinSarcasm

ask where the bodies were found

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AllegroInSweatpants

then run out screaming