Lizzie Borden – Fastr Chat

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Thursday, August 6

G

GrandmasterOfAverage

people take axe tours

C

CheeseEnthusiast9000

emoji: 🚶‍♂️

W

WingsOfWaiting

wait what’s an axe tour

O

ObserverOfThings

like... you go to the house?

V

VortexOfVibes

yeah and they tell you about the murders

M

MyRabbitIsMyBoss

i’d pay to see that

S

ScandinavianSimplicity_Fail

no way i’m going

A

AttractiveMishap

i’d go just to troll

S

SteepedinSarcasm

ask where the bodies were found

A

AllegroInSweatpants

then run out screaming

R

RenovatingMyself

she was a gold digger

P

PetalOfPragmatism

literally everyone hated her

C

CogitoCogitoCogito

except the dad

M

MysticMaybeYes

because he was rich

S

SandDollarPhilosopher

and she was hot

H

HeliotropicHuman

i’m kidding

C

CatchingInTheRye_Lite

but also not

U

UpdatePleaseAndThankYou

ew

U

UnelectedOpinion

okay but what if she did it

C

CitingMyFeelings

and the stepmom took the fall