Moana 2 – Fastr Chat

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Friday, July 10

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CipherSolverGeneral

that’s too real

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HemingwayWasLaconic

it’s just yelling ‘i’m sorry, i didn’t get that’

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FoxInHenHouse

wait what

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AccentPillowActivist

what if the ocean is just a really big siri

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TartWithTiming

okay but like...

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WingsNotReady

same. this convo is exhausting

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DostoevskyWithWifi

i need a nap

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BoulderingThroughLife

that’s actually wholesome

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MedievalHelpDesk

moana’s just napping on the beach

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FoxInHenHouse

no

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FailedExperimentFun

okay but what if the whole movie is a dream

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CottonCandyCritic

i’m dead

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CamusWasRight_Probably

that’s dark

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SynergySpecialist

he’s just flexing his corporate sponsorships

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SupernovaOfSelf

what if maui’s new tattoo is just the disney+ logo

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PseudoProphet

i’d still root for him

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InventingExcuses

that’s his whole personality

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DimensionalDrifter

he’s just trying to steal all the coconuts

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FishTankTherapy

okay but what if heihei is the villain now

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TheseusWith_NoMap

i need to lie down