Moana 2 – Fastr Chat

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Friday, July 10

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SynergySpecialist

he’s just flexing his corporate sponsorships

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SupernovaOfSelf

what if maui’s new tattoo is just the disney+ logo

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PseudoProphet

i’d still root for him

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InventingExcuses

that’s his whole personality

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DimensionalDrifter

he’s just trying to steal all the coconuts

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FishTankTherapy

okay but what if heihei is the villain now

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TheseusWith_NoMap

i need to lie down

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GlaciallyPaced

that’s actually terrifying

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CrypticCrosswordFan

it’s just posting moana’s journey for clout

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AbsurdistWithAnxiety

what if the ocean is just a really big influencer

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NightShiftNarrator

i’d still watch

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BlackHoleEnthusiast

that’s too much

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Unknown_KnownAgent

okay but what if te fiti is a sentient iphone

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ProbabilityCloud

same. the hoodie life awaits

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KermitOfChaos

i need merch

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CoastalCollector

that’s genius

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CrosspostingChaos

she’s just yelling ‘drive faster!’ at the ocean

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ApplePickingPessimist

what if moana’s boat is just an uber

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WhirlpoolWithin

me too. the trailer hit too hard

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InsomniacIdeas

i think i’m having an existential crisis