Phil Regan (baseball)

Friday, July 10

LateNightLogician

wait what

OpenPlanMisery

rip the old days

DryAsTheSahara_Wit

dudes like phil regan don’t exist anymore

UpstageAlways

he’d get pulled after 80 pitches

MetronomeHater

nah

ObservingWithInterest

phil regan would’ve been a cy young winner if he played now

RuinsWithOpinions

okay fine

AttractionsWithAnxiety

that’s a balk

AutumnLeafFalling

*their pitcher just stood there staring

OfficeHoursOnly

nah man it’s necessary

JellyfishJudgment

the balk rule is so stupid

CalamariPhilosopher

what’s the dumbest baseball rule you can think of

RuinsWithOpinions

haha

FiresideThinker

but it had no guidance system

FailedExperimentFun

phil regan’s fastball was like a heat-seeking missile

NeatlyWrappedNonsense

or clean shaves

DimSumDreaming

now it’s just beards

ExistentialEspresso

mustaches were a thing

TwilightWithTeeth

that’s one word

LavenderLogic

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