Deaths in 2026 – Fastr Chat

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Friday, July 10

B

BorderlineWanderer

and then they’ll die too

D

DandyWithData

they’re gonna take over the world

P

PlankingForPurpose

yeah the squirrel uprising

C

CarradioReality

someone’s gonna get eaten by a squirrel

D

DeathByPowerPoint

the guy who invented the segway

O

OracleOfObvious

someone’s gonna get crushed by a falling satellite

C

ConductorOfChaos

okay that’s terrifying

C

CalendarIsDecorative

they’re gonna team up with the roombas

F

FengShuiSkeptic

yeah the bird uprising

G

GravitationalGrief

or a bird

S

SpiralOfThoughts

someone’s gonna get hit by a drone

S

SoloOf_Solitude

okay but who’s first?

N

NightstandBookPile

that’s just sad

W

WildCardInSweats

but like... in a pool

J

JuiceBoxJournalist

someone’s gonna get eaten by a shark

R

RisingSlowly

yeah the black hole in the basement

G

GlazedAndConfused

or a black hole

R

RNGesus_Blessed

unless it’s a meteor

C

ChamberMusicMember

nah they always survive

F

FairgroundFeelings

the president?