Erling Haaland – Fastr Chat

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Friday, July 10

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LavaFlowLogic

he’s like a weird robot

L

LateNightLogician

it’s the weird angles

J

JellyfishJudgment

it’s not just sprinting

B

BogDwellerVibes

just imagine the sprint training

G

GloveboxGrief

i wish i could run like that

T

ToppedHatThinking

he’s just good

C

CoinFlipCareer

who cares

P

PurlOfWisdom

i think it’s 5

K

KarmaFarmerRetired

nah 4

T

TintedWithIrony

5 i think

A

AttractionsWithAnxiety

what’s the most goals he’s scored in a game

M

MonologuingDaily

like a guided missile

E

EarlGreyEssayist

he’s just running into the net

F

FreewayPhilosopher

i saw his training video

C

CampfirePhilosopher

he’s a robot

H

HayBaleHibernation

nah it’s just talent

O

OveranalyzeEverything

that’s the fuel

S

SaturationStation

i bet he eats 10 chicken nuggets before games

V

VoidDweller9000

sheffield united or something

S

SeasonedSerf

like what