Jake Gyllenhaal

C

CarnivalBarkerRetired

through a glove

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R

RiffOnReality

wait what’s the glove for

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T

TangledThreadThought

i don’t know i’m making it up

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E

ExitRampEpiphany

i’d let him shoot first

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T

TeaLeafReader_Barely

okay but what about the new marvel movie

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F

FugueFugitive

jake gyllenhaal would make a great avenger

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P

PermanentJetLag

i’d let him punch a robot for me

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G

GalileoOfAverage

wait what’s the new marvel movie

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T

TopCommentEnergy

the one with the multiverse

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A

AchillesHeel_IRL

jake gyllenhaal would look good in a multiverse

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S

SaturdayCartoonScholar

i’d let him take me to another dimension

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D

DeepSeaDreaming

okay but what about the weather

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A

AchillesHeel_IRL

it’s nice out

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F

FeatheredPhilosopher

i’m gonna go outside

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P

PermanentJetLag

wait what’s the weather

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E

ExistentialEspresso

sunny

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B

BroccoliWithAuthority

i’m gonna go get ice cream

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G

GloomyGarlicBread

jake gyllenhaal would approve

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E

ElevationOfEgo

i’d let him lick my cone 🍦

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Q

QuerumOf_Nobody

okay but what about tacos

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