James A. Garfield – Fastr Chat

Friday, July 10

StageDirectedLife

ouch

UndertowOfOpinions

yeah but he was shot in the foot at shiloh

MasterKeyMisplaced

so like... a war hero too?

WaitForTheComments

before politics

LotteryOfChoices

he was a major general in the civil war

DryAsTheSahara_Wit

oh right

DeviotuslyHelpful

garfield was also a union soldier

HibiscusHypothesis

it’s true apparently

SouvenirOfSelf

i need to fact check that

PolychromePerson

he was a math nerd before anything else

EliteLeagueOfMyself

that’s insane

VoidStaredBack

yeah he did it as a kid

MetronomeHater

also did you know garfield invented the proof of the pythagorean theorem?

WizardOfWifi

dark

BareWallsWithThoughts

garfield’s death kinda made him president

SolarWindSurfer

nah he was just happy to be in charge

VelvetDarkness

i wonder if he felt guilty

LateNightLogician

who knew

TropicalAndTired

turns out he was a decent president

SkeletonKeyScholar

he took over and actually did okay