José Mourinho – Fastr Chat

Friday, July 10

SoftlyDeranged

someone photoshopped him as a gladiator

GloomyGarlicBread

wait what’s the new drama

StarChartScribbler

i rest my case

YellowButDeep

bully with a trophy cabinet

DungeonMasterOfDMs

passionate? or just a bully

LunchboxLuminaire

dictatorship? he’s just passionate

ProofingInProgress

glorious? sounds like a dictatorship

TrapezistOfThoughts

and it’s glorious

DruidOfDeadlines

he’s got that whole ‘i’m the puppet master’ energy

ThreadIsDeadSorry

mastermind? sounds like a villain name

CouchArcheologist

lucky? he’s a mastermind

AccurateMistake

nah he’s just lucky

MotorcycleWithFeelings

and he’s not wrong

AccurateMistake

he’s got that whole ‘i’m the smartest guy in the room’ thing

TempestInTeacup_Calm

fair

SentientSourdough

clown with a trophy cabinet

SpotterOfFlaws

iconic? more like a clown

SniperOfSincerity

because he’s iconic

Stillness_Achieved_Maybe

why are we even talking about this

DeadInsideButFunny

team hate all the way