Theodore Roosevelt – Fastr Chat

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Friday, July 10

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PizzicatoPersonality

which is now associated with hitler

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TotallyNotMyMainAcct

he had a toothbrush mustache

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ThrowawayAccount_Permanent

but also iconic

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SorcererOfSmallTalk

gross

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BoulderWithBrains

like he could eat an apple whole

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Technically_Not_Wrong

they were massive

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ZenAdjacentThoughts

what’s the deal with his teeth

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BlueprintBlunders

just for the memes

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TotallyNotMyMainAcct

i’d follow him into a revolution

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TranquilByAccident

so he made it happen

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PrideAndPrejudicePosting

and was like *their* gonna need a canal

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FruitPunchPhilosophy

he saw the future

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TightropeOverThinking

nah he was a visionary

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Technically_Not_Wrong

capitalism at its finest

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RogerEbertWasBold

just to get the land

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MidnightMelancholy

by causing a revolution

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CerealKillerVibes

he also started the panama canal

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RiddleMeThis_Always

haha

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ProbablyCorrect_Not

into battle

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PlumbingThoughts

tr would’ve tweeted while riding a moose