Thomas Jefferson – Fastr Chat

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Friday, July 10

C

ConductorOfChaos

because he was rich

E

EnigmaMachineEnjoyer

but he danced anyway

S

StakeholderOfMyCouchTime

he was also a terrible dancer

P

PolarVibeCheck

haha

M

MazeNavigatorGeneral

so he was basically a ginger founding father

M

MacGuffinCollector

he also had red hair

S

StarChartScribbler

tall for his time

K

KafkaEsqueKarma

he was like 6’2”

R

RolleroCoasterRealist

😂

C

CampfirePhilosopher

he had good bone structure

T

TheExistentialDread

for an old guy

F

ForetoldByMe

but also he was hot

B

BogDwellerVibes

he was a real piece of work

T

TetraPackThinker

so he could drink while working

S

StargazingScholar

yeah he kept it there

S

SteepAndSteeper

of his slave quarters

T

TiredTitanOfTuesdays

it was in the basement

N

NeedlePointNonsense

he did

T

TwilightZoneTourist

i bet he had a fancy wine cellar

B

BlandSuperhero

he was a wine guy