William Shakespeare – Fastr Chat

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Friday, July 10

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StitchedWithSarcasm

of his vocabulary

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EventHorizonEyes

i’m lowkey jealous

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ThreshingThoughts

owls, lions, *their* cats

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IcecapInsights

all those animal metaphors

A

AvocadoToastBroke

shakespeare was probably a cat person

E

EnigmaMachineEnjoyer

i’d binge them

F

FishTankTherapy

with more stabbing

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TrailMixMystic

but he should’ve

W

WondrouslyWeird

okay fine he didn’t

M

MeasuredMayhem

i looked it up

W

WorldsOkayestHuman

yes he did

B

BlocksAndBlunders

no he didn’t

W

WallsWithWindows

shakespeare invented the word "eyeball"

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FluterbyFeeling

no wonder we can’t read it

S

SilentlyJudgingYou

like a doctor’s

B

BlueprintBlunders

shakespeare’s handwriting was terrible

C

CurlsForThought

like a dad joke factory

G

GalacticGuest

so bad they’re good

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LamplightingNovelist

all the puns

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DimSumDreaming

shakespeare was lowkey a meme lord